SECOND WIND

I have had a couple of weeks feeling down in the dumps.  I am never good in handling "losses."  I can say honestly I am working on that ability.  Now, I'd like to draw from what has commonly been referred to by athletes as their "second wind."


No, I am not really referring to that burst of adrenalin after 16 rounds of tequila shots (albeit I use this all the time when having fun-times in a Club), nor am I referring to your breathing straightening out in a marathon, just when you thought you are about to collapse. Mainly, it is rediscovering a new energy and enthusiasm to overcome my "blues."

Humour always saves me.  That endearing and inexplicable cognitive behaviour of man to laugh at his own misery and mishaps or even others.  Or just about anything that crosses over from hilarious to completely ridiculous and foolish.  My Dad always used to say, laughter is the best form of medicine.  
So let's look at these recent STATISTICAL SURVEY RESULTS a great buddy of mine sent to me. I call him "Yoda Master" as he loves to say, "Do or Do Not, There is no try." I smiled when I read it and to all those who need a smile, try this on for size.

TASTE LIKE CHICKEN SURVEY

COMPUTER TROUBLE SHOOTING SURVEY

USEFULNESS OF YOUR FINGERS DURING TRAFFIC SURVEY

 BEATLES SONG LYRICS SURVEY

WHAT I LEARNED IN CSI SURVEY

PEOPLE WHO FIND YOU ON FACEBOOK SURVEY

EASIEST TO SLEEP SURVEY

WHAT YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR A CAR ALARM SURVEY

YMCA SONG LYRICS SURVEY

THE CORRELATION BETWEEN YOUR PRESTIGE AND TIME

“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”

OSCAR WILDE