Thursday, October 25, 2012

Pumpkin Flu

So have you guys heard what the latest virus is? 
Well if you haven't, it's called : PUMPKIN FLU.

I was told that this virus of undetermined/undifferentiated strain is airborne and made a land fall sometime early this October, around the first week, I reckon.

I am afraid I did not catch the Pumpkin Flu and to rationalize that my absence is due to this virus is a massive lie. I happen to be completely incapable of lying to the few and far between readers of this Blog. I am probably even just talking to myself, which of course, is more frequent than anybody would consider normal. (You haven't even seen how violent my arguments are with myself. I bloody hate it when I lose in the rebuttal!)

Oops, but I digress, we were on the pumpkin flue thingy. 

The symptoms of this virus are orange-tangerine like patches that grow surprisingly fast (like overnight I guess) on green manicured lawns of blue grass. They look kinda off when you live in the tropics where I am. The best orange-tangerine scene around here I love, are the sunsets. Not the Pumpkin Patches. However for some odd reason, or harvest moon reason that escapes most victims, they acquire the flu pretty much like they acquire a political opinion --- through mass media marketing!

Albeit strange, though not surprising, just when it is believed that this is the season of ghouls, zombies, vampires and other elements from undefined dimensions, a post re-appears on this Blog. 

A-ha! It is therefore of no coincidence that my writing muse must be a spook (nope, not those in black suits and black ties), but a real spook, like Edgar Allan Poe's Annabel Lee. 

"It was many and many a year ago
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee.
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me."

Since I am no Edgar Allan Poe ... (I really like the rhythmical tone and musicality of that poem since I first read in some many and many moons ago); nor am I an Annabel Lee, it is inexcusable and totally embarrassing to creep and crawl back into my Blog to write again. But what the hell! I miss writing. I miss my Blog. I miss my Blog friends.

Like I always say, if it is important, then one must make time to do it. If it is unimportant, then one will always have the excuse of not having the time. 

We all work within 86,400 seconds, 1,440 minutes and 24 hours in a day. If some people can make time out of the same given, then I sure can.

Be careful now, the pumpkin flu is around, so don't let the vampires bite! It's Halloween Time when all the other ghastly, grim and eerie creatures will swarm. This can also mean that all the diabolical Bloggers who have been in absentia as of late will be infesting the web. I bet my bottom dollar on that!


  1. I hate pumpkin flu, I caught it last year and a flickering light began to shine through my eyes and mouth. Also, the top of my head was completely detachable.

    Nice to see you back! I look forward to many more posts in the future.

  2. Good to see you back. I hope that ole pumpkin flu doesn't get you:)

  3. Welcome back! Loved your post. I think I might be coming down with the Pumpkin Flu...

  4. Haha! You know, some pretty awesome things result because of the pumpkin flu! Like...pumpkin lattes, pumpkin seeds, pumpkin pies and you know the list goes on. After being away from blogger all this time, it is so refreshing to see you still on here being comical as always. It is good to see you! Take care and thanks for the warning of the pumpkin flu ;)

  5. Ca you carve faces on the pumpkin flu? Welcome back.

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  7. ah.

    i see.

    i have the pumpkin flu. glad you didn't. it's nasty.


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