Monday, February 13, 2012

TRUE LOVE - love is in the air

My favourite couple
Scenario: Senior wedding. 

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are both excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore..... Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:  "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."


Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: 
"Great!  We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."



Now, if that didn't bring a smile to your jaded face and your mind cluttered with disbelief in true love, it sure worked for me so I would not know what will ever work on you. My dear friends, love and stay loved. It's totally tax-free.

16 comments:

  1. You are so awesome XD As is this story. Love it!

    ~Stephanie

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  2. A wonderful post, Petite. It even made me smile, though I couldn't remember why.

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  3. Good thing they didn't need rubbers.

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  4. A voice of sweetness in this cynical blogosphere. Refreshing.

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  5. not much warms my heart like old couples. nothing makes me as sad for my shitty failures at relationships either.
    call it jealousy.
    or pms

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  6. Wonderful! I loved it! This story makes my day.......have a lovely one and continue to share more love.

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  7. Haha, this definitely made me laugh! It also warmed my heart to see my favorite pixar couple on the post too, the beginning of that movie is so heart-warming yet so sad. Thanks for sharing a good laugh with me this morning, dear!

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  8. --Ahhhhhhh, this is sooooo superb & sweet.

    Xxx

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  9. I was feeling jaded and a little bitter about Valentine's day this year, but you made me smile. Thanks!

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  10. I didn't see that coming. Good one PBB. Happy V-Day!

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  11. Hee hee, this warmed the cockles of my very jaded heart.
    Loved it!

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  12. There's only one correct response for this:

    "D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

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  13. Aww... look at that. Believers, y'all!

    Keep the game face on, but hold on to the faith! :D

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  14. add no viagra on the registry. awesome
    great one pbb
    :))

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